Things for granted!

“Don’t take Things for granted”, I woke up from my afternoon sleep,
yes of course I am at my work station , it’s not the heavy lunch that
made me drowsy, it’s my late night browsing to improvise my blog
design, ah was I caught red handed sleeping in front of my Dell terminal
which is whole mine after the noon shift till night,  no a sigh of
relief it’s not for me anyway I too take things for granted as all of
us does, “this can’t keep on happening, people can’t take things for
granted ” it’s  my manager who was creating the afternoon show for us,
I was wondering, who this episodes victim was. Hmmm not any one in the
floor right now, may be the guy who took off today, it happens when
you are on leave; you get  shouting from your teammates and the
superiors, but do we give a damn,  I looked around like I got
disturbed in my process ( in the sleeping process of course ),  his
voice raised again , it was because no one was listening to him, yeah
actually everyone is listening  but do any one have the guts to tease
a bull which is already on fire!! Again he blasted, this time looking
at the team lead, poor guy he was like what a paralyzed guys will do
when the bull is charging towards him, guess he had a knot in his
tongue,
               “did she informed about her off?” everybody turned the
head towards the team lead as if to check whether it was a ‘six or a
catch’, with no interest I too followed the ritual, I too don’t want
to get under the cross fire, he said like a drama queen “No, she is
not picking the call”, ha what a classic reply, this heated up the
tension further, “text her” said the manager, I was like wow you are
finished girl, I thought of texting her don’t come to office for next
two days, take sick leave otherwise everybody in this team will be
sick at least for tomorrow, our senior manager she was glued to her
laptop and didn’t paid any attention to the entire exchange of words
and expressions,
               I was looking at the manager like Sir you are just
awesome at screwing people; he asked “what are you looking for?”  it
came and hit like a gun shot on my forehead, ha now everybody was
looking at me except me, I was struggling to press the buzzer, before
I could cook up something I posted a smile on my face I know it will
make him completely insane, he asked “ why are you smiling at me”
thanks to his mobile phone which rang on time, he said, “hello, ya
give a second lemme check my inbox” mean time I was cooking up
something to explain my reason of smiling at the wrong place at the
right time, hooo, no he is busy on his inbox, I carefully got up from
my chair and walked to pantry to get some water, the true elixir of
life had heard somewhere in my life,
               I came back to my place even my fellow processor
didn’t noticed me, looking in the monitor my ears was at what the
senior manager is asking our manager, they had some contingency
meeting for which our manager have to participate, but now he is
arguing with our senior manager, that he can’t come, he has got some
important work on that D day, senior manager was really upset and we
all can make it that she was really concerned about the attitude of
our sweet manager who advices his subordinates about taking things for
granted, I thought our senior manager will ask him the same question
and we were all expecting the hit on the right cord, maybe she (
senior manager ) was a gentle women, or she is scared of him ( manager
) taking things for granted guy! and ya he won the argument which
meant that he is not going to come however important meeting was , it
doesn’t matter,

               I was thinking how people can take things for granted
boss, or is it the position from which we take things for granted,
when it’s with your subordinates the equation is don’t take things for
granted, but when it comes to you ha can take things for granted!!


love
josh

NOTE:

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters,places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events or locales is entirely coincidental

thanks you!!

Hello friends,

      Am too nervous to type, it’s not because am not getting the right words, it’s the outcome of the views I received for my very previous blog (the short story attempt), I never took blogging serious and I was thinking that people will read whatever ( crap ) I write, thanks for the hit which had alerted me what all should I avoid while posting, it’s a test I wrote to get the feel of my viewer’s and hell as you people said the expectation is huge, which is the fuel for my thoughts to get back in right track to entertain you people, its serious business now and have to improvise a lot to convince you all, my sincerely apology to those who felt that they didn’t received what they ordered, I also thank you all for the words of dissatisfaction which have provoked the real writer in me and guarantee you I will keep your expectation!!

Love

josh

MISSION ANGEL!

Wow, what a woman, a sudden break!!!!, wait before start dreaming check whether she is married or not, hmm first check her forehead no red signal, but who cares now a days married woman not put sindooram, part of women empowerment (Hey ladies please don’t drag me into any hullabaloo) may be to show the world that we are educated group doesn’t matter if we put a little pinch of red powder on forehead, now the next check point which is safe one too, its called the metti (the ring they put on the Index toe), you can find a married woman without a sindoor, but not without the metti, eureka!!, thanks it’s not covered I mean her foot was not covered, I can check whether she is wearing a ring, oops it’s not there its naked, confidence booster, was wondering what she doing alone here, such a cute angel left alone, I suspect where the boys on earth gone, it’s not IPL season or world cup mania, none of my business let’s see she might be my soul mate,

          “Hi”, with 30% confidence 60% fear I uttered, the most difficult part in a man’s life is to say hi to a beautiful woman with an intention to propose, she smiled wow, my goodness the dimple that’s inviting me to kiss, I dropdown my eyes to the menu sheet, my eyes was blind with the dimple and its reflecting on the menu too, took a deep breath to gain confidence and to ease the tension drunk some water relax!! Lifted my face from the boring menu faking a serious face looking at her pleasant face, I felt like she is turning her face to look at me, I suddenly turned my face to menu again, hell what are you doing, who asked you to reach early that’s why this episode is happening, no man no way am not gonna let her go like that, am impressed I want her to be my partner of my rest of the journey, be a man go talk to her, stood up went to her table, she looked puzzled, I said, “if you don’t mind can I have the sauce”, she nodded, like a fool I took the sauce and walked back to my chair, thinking what the hell am going to do with sauce, I have not ordered anything yet,

          Deep breath and drinking water not going to help anymore, I wondered how guys propose, wish there were coaching classes, like for everything else we have one why not for this or maybe there is one I have to Google it and find out, took my mobile, still 30 mins to go there are advantages and disadvantages to being on time, advantage is that we can do lots of bird watching, disadvantage is people judge you wrongly they say he is always free, not busy at all, a good for nothing guy, the message tone attracted my attention towards the angel, she got a cool gadget man, a berry in black awesome, I hide my obsolete model into my pants pockets, my phone rang, she looked at me maybe the strange ringtone distracted her, maybe she might have heard it in her grandpa’s mobile, I crushed the moment, I took the phone I pressed the answers button, “Hello”, the other side came a funny advertisement from the mobile company I subscribed, hell what all we have to go through, we pay for listen to the nonsense stuffs of their company, with angry boiling like a lava, I cut the line and put it on the table, now nothing to hide its visible, again she smiled which compensated my anger, I felt a cool breeze, I too smiled back of course like a stupid, the word stupid when a girl calls you we boys really don’t mind, but when it’s from our boss we feel like insulted,

Ok enough should get it right this time, I stood up, stretched my arms, like going for a bull fight, I walked towards her chair, in the mid-way hell its again my good for nothing mobile started ringing I took a U turn pulling my handset from the pocket, “Hello” no answer, again I said in a louder tone “HELLO” no answer with bursting anger I looked at the mobile, it read as ‘1 missed call’, ahhaarrggh, am seriously telling the mobile company start charging for every miss call don’t give a damn, friends it’s a serious issues which needs attention, am I wrong?? It’s from one of my friend anyway am not going to reply this, I got irritated, I too use to give missed calls, how can they apply the same idea to me!! Where am I walking to? my chair is already occupied by a Punjabi couples, Punjabis are known for their short temper and I want a straight nose, so without complaining I turned back to look at the angel, tadaa!! Angel is there but not the one I was looking for its replaced with a 60+ angel, where she is, and what this naani doing here!! It’s a huge mall, where to trap her, without losing hope I began my hunt, the mission angel!!

love

josh   

NOTE:

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters,places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events or locales is entirely coincidental