MISSION ANGEL!

Wow, what a woman, a sudden break!!!!, wait before start dreaming check whether she is married or not, hmm first check her forehead no red signal, but who cares now a days married woman not put sindooram, part of women empowerment (Hey ladies please don’t drag me into any hullabaloo) may be to show the world that we are educated group doesn’t matter if we put a little pinch of red powder on forehead, now the next check point which is safe one too, its called the metti (the ring they put on the Index toe), you can find a married woman without a sindoor, but not without the metti, eureka!!, thanks it’s not covered I mean her foot was not covered, I can check whether she is wearing a ring, oops it’s not there its naked, confidence booster, was wondering what she doing alone here, such a cute angel left alone, I suspect where the boys on earth gone, it’s not IPL season or world cup mania, none of my business let’s see she might be my soul mate,

          “Hi”, with 30% confidence 60% fear I uttered, the most difficult part in a man’s life is to say hi to a beautiful woman with an intention to propose, she smiled wow, my goodness the dimple that’s inviting me to kiss, I dropdown my eyes to the menu sheet, my eyes was blind with the dimple and its reflecting on the menu too, took a deep breath to gain confidence and to ease the tension drunk some water relax!! Lifted my face from the boring menu faking a serious face looking at her pleasant face, I felt like she is turning her face to look at me, I suddenly turned my face to menu again, hell what are you doing, who asked you to reach early that’s why this episode is happening, no man no way am not gonna let her go like that, am impressed I want her to be my partner of my rest of the journey, be a man go talk to her, stood up went to her table, she looked puzzled, I said, “if you don’t mind can I have the sauce”, she nodded, like a fool I took the sauce and walked back to my chair, thinking what the hell am going to do with sauce, I have not ordered anything yet,

          Deep breath and drinking water not going to help anymore, I wondered how guys propose, wish there were coaching classes, like for everything else we have one why not for this or maybe there is one I have to Google it and find out, took my mobile, still 30 mins to go there are advantages and disadvantages to being on time, advantage is that we can do lots of bird watching, disadvantage is people judge you wrongly they say he is always free, not busy at all, a good for nothing guy, the message tone attracted my attention towards the angel, she got a cool gadget man, a berry in black awesome, I hide my obsolete model into my pants pockets, my phone rang, she looked at me maybe the strange ringtone distracted her, maybe she might have heard it in her grandpa’s mobile, I crushed the moment, I took the phone I pressed the answers button, “Hello”, the other side came a funny advertisement from the mobile company I subscribed, hell what all we have to go through, we pay for listen to the nonsense stuffs of their company, with angry boiling like a lava, I cut the line and put it on the table, now nothing to hide its visible, again she smiled which compensated my anger, I felt a cool breeze, I too smiled back of course like a stupid, the word stupid when a girl calls you we boys really don’t mind, but when it’s from our boss we feel like insulted,

Ok enough should get it right this time, I stood up, stretched my arms, like going for a bull fight, I walked towards her chair, in the mid-way hell its again my good for nothing mobile started ringing I took a U turn pulling my handset from the pocket, “Hello” no answer, again I said in a louder tone “HELLO” no answer with bursting anger I looked at the mobile, it read as ‘1 missed call’, ahhaarrggh, am seriously telling the mobile company start charging for every miss call don’t give a damn, friends it’s a serious issues which needs attention, am I wrong?? It’s from one of my friend anyway am not going to reply this, I got irritated, I too use to give missed calls, how can they apply the same idea to me!! Where am I walking to? my chair is already occupied by a Punjabi couples, Punjabis are known for their short temper and I want a straight nose, so without complaining I turned back to look at the angel, tadaa!! Angel is there but not the one I was looking for its replaced with a 60+ angel, where she is, and what this naani doing here!! It’s a huge mall, where to trap her, without losing hope I began my hunt, the mission angel!!

love

josh   

NOTE:

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters,places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events or locales is entirely coincidental